KFP SUCKS ASS The following is a rambling, pathetic attempt at proving a point. Watch where you walk; there's plenty of bullshit.

To help you, the reader, I have taken time out of my schedule to fix the numerous spelling and grammatical errors in the following document. There were quite a few, to say the least. If you are fluent in bullshit, you might want to view the document in its original form here. All errors were removed and corrected in RED. On with the show...

FUCK KFP

1. Warez are supposed to be free. Programs are information, and information is knowledge. Knowledge is free. Your fucking servers act like they are doing everybody a favor. Leechers don't give two shits about your Trenchcoat Mafia wanna-be group. Leechers don't give two shits if KFP is around or not. There are hundreds more channels like KFP servin' the good stuff. But KFP already knows that. So I will move on to my next point...

2. Most of you have horrible, negative fucking attitudes. If you don't want to serve or help anybody learn something new, then DON'T SERVE and get the fuck away from your computer. But KFP already knows that. So I will move on to my next point...

3. You claim that your IRC channel is an environment where people can all come to get programs and learn new things, but everytime I turn around, a few of your fucking Ops are always putting down somebody that is trying to learn something new. Hey, not everybody is talented or very knowledgeable when it comes to computing, but if you claim that this channel will teach people, then do what you say and stop your fucking hypocrisy. Again, KFP already knows that. So I will move on to my next point...

4. And last but not least, if you guys claim that you are as good are you THINK you are, then try and take this web page down.

Go ahead...I dare all of you

PS: If you happen to succeed, you'll hear even more from me because there are a few other pages exactly like this.

Alright, that was fun. Ok, now to just point out a few inaccuracies in the previous statement (asside from the aforementioned spelling and grammatical errors)...

1) Contrary to what you believe, the servers in KFP are doing the leechers a favor. They don't have to serve. The point is that they DO serve. And how do you expect the servers to act when they constantly serve and no one contributes? Granted, there are a few leechers who do help out; but that small percentage is far outnumbered by those who do not contribute. Add to that the fact that most leechers complain about speed, about not being able to get stuff the second they want it, they constantly break the rules, etc. And yes, knowledge is free -- so why don't most leechers take the time when they join to ask about the channel rules? No wait, that makes sense. If everyone would read the channel rules, they wouldn't be bitched at constantly for doing stupid shit or breaking the rules. And about the Trenchcoat Mafia quote, wtf are you smoking? The Trenchcoat Mafia is lame -- they couldn't even get their bombs to detonate. They went in and only killed a dozen or so? That's halfassed planning if you ask me. We do not want to be associated with any such display.

2) Wow, speaking of hypocrisy... Notice a cohesive theme in your little rant here? Its NEGATIVE. And yet you call us negative. And yes, most of us are negative. We put up with anal people like you all day, so of course we're going to be negative. I don't think anyone ever denied being negative either. And another thing, most of the servers in KFP like serving. That's why they do it. They do not, however, enjoy serving to ungratefull little bitches who do nothing but complain, hammer, and cause problems. Fuck them. We don't need that type of leecher in the channel. And btw, was that actually a point? Seemed pretty drawn out to me. Oh well, on to the next "point"...

3) Now hold this shit up, hoe... We do not have a problem with people wanting to learn stuff. We will joke around with them sometimes, but most of the time, we don't make fun of people who want to learn new stuff. We do however, ridicule peopole who do stupid shit and/or break the channel rules. Get your facts straight. You want to know what I find odd? Tough, I'm gonna tell you anyway. I find it odd that only a select few say anything bad about KFP. The ones who do say shit are usually the ones who are always getting kicked or banned or made fun of because they're always doing something stupid. I bet you fall under that category. Oh sorry, that was negative comment. (Suck my balls.)

4) Ok, I let 'Point 2' slide, but this one.... Is this actually a point? Oh, I see. You just wanted to fill up more space on the page -- that way it looks like you actually have something to say. So anyway, why would we hack a Fortune City page? Get real, moron. And more to the point, I don't think anyone from KFP even claims to be a hacker. Again, please straighten your facts out before you make an even bigger ass of yourself in your rebuttal.

Well that about covers everything. I'll look forward to reading and correcting your next webpage. Oh wait, still have another point to make. If you dislike KFP so much, then why do you keep coming back? I can tell you go to KFP because you didn't include your nickname. If you don't like the channel, stay the hell out. Its as simple as that.

Try and let us know when you respond to this page. Your shit was a fun read, and I had a hell of a time making fun of you here. See, you did something stupid -- and I made fun of you. That's how it works. Oh sorry, there goes my negativity again. (Eat me raw).


Sincerely,
TheGweech (aka "Assholious Majorous" and "Your Dad")

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